Theodore: Oh I say, what a jolly wheeze.
Brian: Yeah, (heh heh), there was blood and teef everywhere. 'E was in 'ospital fer a mumf.
Theodore: Oh Brian, you're so - (sigh), so *brutal*!
Brian: Yeah, yeah, don't get all soppy on me or I'll give you one too.
Theodore: (swoons and faints in delight)
Brian: Jesus H. Christ! If you weren't me bird's bruvvah...