Love-Raping 

Banging your old lady like a cheap, ugly, drug addicted hooker, but not quite as violent as rape. Afterward, you cuddle and whisper sweet nothings so she doesn't bitch later that you don't respect her; alternatively, you kiss her softly while performing the violent sex.

Inbetween love-rapings, you strategically plan one or two sweet, slow, boring love-making sessions to avoid random crying spells and nagging from your bitch that you "don't respect her".

After love-raping my girlfriend of 4 years, I whispered "I wuv you squishy-buns!"

Love-Raping by UrbanRicki July 20, 2009

Loverfacing 

The art of loving ones face or genitalia in a sensitive manner either for hours on end or at brief random times throughout the day or night. This act is usually performed by two people in love but can often be performed out of context by two horny individuals with no respect for genuine romantic intercourse.

Person 1: Where did Kelli and Jeff go? And why is that door closed?

Person 2: They are loverfacing!! Leave them alone! Don't you know anything about romance??

''Heeeeey Girl! You look so damn fine.... I definitely see me, you, a bottle of wine, and some loverfacing at my place a little later. You down?''

Loverfacing by Keljeff November 15, 2012