Lovesock

a sock used to masterbate with.

Splatman is a no pussy getting mofo, he uses a lovesock.

by Josh November 1, 2004

bacon lovesock

A love sock, a sock used for masturbation, lined with bacon to replicate the feeling of anal sex.

Joe, "When a love sock just isn't cutting it, bacon always makes it better. "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "

by Bobbit 69 dude. April 4, 2017