F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) 

"F.O.L.O." or “#FOLO” is an acronym for "Fear of Losing Orders". It refers to the emotions felt by people waiting in their homes for packages to be delivered. These emotions range from excitement and apprehension about when the parcel will arrive, to the boredom of waiting at home all day for a parcel, or annoyance as you stare out the window on a sunny day that you’re unable to enjoy.

Symptoms:

Fear of taking showers in case you miss the doorbell;

Incessantly looking through door viewer or window for delivery drivers;

Over-sensitivity to any noise that may resemble a delivery van;

Constant refreshing of delivery apps to check for updates.

Fortunately, there’s a solution for F.O.L.O. Systems like smart intercoms that allow people to answer their apartment intercoms from anywhere and remotely buzz visitors into their building with a smartphone.

“I haven’t left the house all day, I have major F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“My old intercom is giving me F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“Looks like they have a bad case of F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”

F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) by borja85 June 2, 2023

I Bet on losing dogs

betting on losing dogs comes from a song called “I bet on losing dogs” by Mitsuki Laylock (Originally known as Mitski) which is about getting your hopes up in toxic cycles and failing over and over again watching yourself suffer because you’re not getting the validation and reassurance you need for survival

Person 1: Hey, I found out what I Bet on losing dogs is about ,*show a video of what it’s about *
Person 2 : that’s sad ig…🧍 ♀️

I Bet on losing dogs by Mitski Fan October 16, 2021

cold lotion

Coined by comedian Bill Burr and his girlfriend Nia Hill (aka the "Lovely Nia") and shared with his legions of fans via the Monday Morning Podcast.

Refers to something that should be good but ends up being bad. Originated when Bill was about to give Nia a back massage (good) but didn't rub his hands to warm up the lotion which resulted in Nia getting shocked by the sensation his cold freckle-marked hands on her warm skin (bad). Should be said like an African American pimp stereotype from the 1970s.

Person one - "I got a raise a few weeks ago and finally got my pay check. Turns out I was bumped into a higher tax bracket and I now net less than before."

Person two - "Shiiiiiiit bro, that be some cold lotion!"

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Person one - "I finally got a date with Margret. Afterwards we went back to my place to fuck but when I took off her shirt she had the worst banana tits ever. I couldn't get it up."

Person two - "Ooooooo that is some cold lotion son!"

cold lotion by HabsRule June 9, 2013

Lotioning 

To put in graft

“Bro I was lotioning a sweet one earlier”
“You’re always on call trying to lotion tings....”

Lotioning by Trinzico March 13, 2021

sal lobiondo III 

A joke

Don't be such a Sal Lobiondo III.

sal lobiondo III by dfkjhgkjfdhkdjkdf January 24, 2015

losing is fun 

Popularized by the indie game Dwarf Fortress, "losing is fun" refers to the inevitable destruction of your fortress, wether by goblins, elves, kobolds, humans, demons, and more! It really is what keeps many players going, wondering what will destroy their new masterpiece.

Me: Okay, that's another 8 forts lost in the last week. Let's look for a nice, quiet spot to make my new fort. Oh! That'll work! >click<
Game: UNICORN INVASION!!!
Me: AW, COMON! *Sighs*. Losing is Fun, and all that.
Two days later: *Mumbling incoherently into a corner

losing is fun by Guess_Who_Else October 22, 2011

Losing your shit 

the state of being pushed over the edge of sanity and having a complete and utter freak out or mental/emotional breakdown

1. Dude your Losing your shit.

2. On a day to day basis I tip toe the line of losing my shit.

3. If you don't shut the fuck I'm gonna lose my shit and punch babies.

4. DUDE MATT I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY FUCKING SHIT.

Losing your shit by mau810 April 29, 2011