loserbater 

someone who masterbates while doing it poorly...obviously. Someone who can't fuck themselves right..or worse, and likely never to have a girlfriend.

mr.bean and pee-wee herman are loserbaters.

loserbater by hot-rod-god August 29, 2010

LoserBator 

A LoserBator is a guy who has no friends, no job, no hobbies and lives in his parents basement and does nothing but Masturbate his Loser weiner from the time he wakes up till he goes back to sleep. Also known as a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator.

Joe: Hey Tony, How long you been a LoserBator?

Tony: Oh, since I got fired 10 years ago.

Joe: How much time do you spend jacking off?

Tony: Ummm, around 10 hours a day.

Joe: WTF! Wow Tony You Are a LOSER! Good Job Bro!

LoserBator by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

lolerbate 

The act of laughing out loud while masterbating.

Porn bloopers make me lolerbate while watching them.

lolerbate by PimpDisco July 28, 2006

Loserbake 

A poor effort or something that just isnt up to scratch. poorly done and usually done by a dickheap. is completly irrelivant and bad. used against sketchy dudes who are under the influence of weed hence "bake"

person 1: "check out that Loserbake of a fish n tits shop"

person 2: "yer its really dirty and the was a greasy joint in the fryer, i heard the owner is a massive dickheap"

person 1: bitchin!

person 2: i know thats snowboard as shit!

person 1: i got no i-deer y that is relvent?

Loserbake by Jim Sim July 26, 2009

Loserberry 

Dork

I am such a loserberry for taking the time to write multiple definitions on this website.

Loserberry by raineynite August 21, 2016