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Lover Boy 

In my personal definition a Lover Boy is a near perfect guy to find.

For example, a Lover Boy is a guy who cares so much about his so called lover. He’s a flirt and super loyal. Another example is that a Lover Boy is also most of the time super romantic and charaming. Those aspects are very hard to find now adays in young and sometimes older males.

Lover Boy also works as Lover Girl if they are a girl.
Female: Ugh he’s such a Lover Boy...

Female two: I know right! He’s so perfect and dreamy!
Lover Boy by FunnyMaeMae August 5, 2018
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Certified Lover Boy 

A Certified Lover Boy/CLB is a flirtatious and romantic man that unexpectedly sweeps you off your feet despite your suspicion that he has probably pulled the same moves with a number of women before you. The true test of a CLB is to over-achieve in the bedroom with some… ‘je ne sais qoui’ element to his sexual performance, all the while acting like your boyfriend and making you wonder what your future could be together. Without these qualifications he is not a certified lover boy.
“_____ is more than just one of my lover boys. He is a genuine CLB.”

“He puts the certified in certified lover boy.”

Lover boy 

That boy who is loyal, charming, flirty but in a very romantic way, he is kind and loving. Helpful and such like a gentleman. He will support you, wherever you go he’s gonna be with you, he will be there for you to help you whenever you need. He kisses you on the cheek and on the forehead.. he spontaneously hugs you every single minute. He wants attention and he is really attached. He’s wonderful.

If you have a lover boy…..PLEASE keep him and protect him at all costs. He is unique and rare!!
“He’s my lover boy” “he’s such a lover boy aww
Lover boy by Melina.chalamet December 30, 2022

Loner boy 

A Young musician from Ghana,Africa. His real name is Owusu Kelvin and he was born on 31st May,1999. He’s into hiphop/trap music and also with a little touch of RnB and he’s assumed to be one of the promising rappers that would rise from Africa.
I really enjoyed the perfect timing song that featured loner boy and his other Y.A.G team
Loner boy by On the move September 15, 2019

lover boy 

a boy who will love you no matter what!!
lover boy by jenna velez November 26, 2021

Certified lover boy 

A boy who catches feelings easily.
I’m like drake, a certified lover boy
Certified lover boy by CLB April 19, 2022

loser boyfriend syndrome 

A mental disorder typical in women who have a loser boyfriend.

The woman will be depressed because the loser will not take her anywhere and is completely incapable of doing anything positive for her.

She will constantly whine and complain to other men about how her loser boyfriend makes her miserable but NEVER does anything about it, even if a good man is standing right next to her.

They often find reasons why they can't leave the loser and 100% of the time it's a bullshit reason, they just love to be miserable.

Chances of a woman with this mental disorder pulling out of it is about 1 in 300,000,000,000.

This mental disorder is fatal for the woman afflicted and for any man who isn't a loser that gets involved with her.
EXAMPLE:

Friend: "Yo, Early ask that girl out man, she seems like she digs you."

Early: "Nah man, Jamie has LBFS, also known as loser boyfriend syndrome.
Shes addicted to a loser who can't do anything for her.
If I want a shot I'd have to be a complete loser.
You know, treat her like shit and be a complete drain on her finances, fuck that.
I have too much self respect, too much going on for me, for her to really want me."