loser cruiser

The ride you're on when everything you do screws up.

Just after the lame job interview I bailed on the stairs on the way out. Someone get me off this loser cruiser!

by Olive_oil May 11, 2009

Loser Cruiser

An ugly hunk of junk car with tri-colored paint job on it. Usually a rust bucket that looks like it's worth 2 dollars tops.

Something you would be embarrassed to be seen in. Usually driven by poor people or ugly people.

Check out Sarah's Loser Cruiser.

I would be embarrassed to be driving around in that thing.

by jaguar23 November 14, 2008

Loser cruiser

A school bus transporting high school students. While it's customary from elementary and middle school students to ride the bus to and from school, a high school student is a "loser" if they aren't driving, getting rides with friends or doing after-school activities.

Wow, look at that loser cruiser going by with just one teenager on it sitting in the front!

by SToleniPOD February 26, 2010

Loser Cruiser

Commuter train that delivers commuters from the suburbs to the
city.

"Im going into town tomorrow on the Loser Cruiser."

by Brent June 18, 2006

Loser Cruiser

A really shitty car such as the ELEMENT or a school bus.

Haha look at the losers in the loser cruiser!!!

by cartman5000 July 28, 2004

Loser Cruiser

A vintage, (i.e. nothing newer than 1980) small motored, street bike that is in imaculate, original condition.

"-so this old tattooed dude was totally rockin' a Loser Cruiser"

by Retardo Montobond January 3, 2009

Loser on a cruiser

when donut operator creates a challenge who can create the best context for when a peaceful protester jumps on a police cruiser

Peaceful protester: yo watch me jump on this police cruiser

Peaceful protester 2: alright bro

(misses the fucking thing entirely)

Donut Operator fans: oh hes a loser on a cruiser

by Helix5537 July 17, 2023