lop tit

A chick with boobs so off proportion that one of them seems to be a completely different size and height. Example one tit is of a 21 year old perky 34c and the other is of a 55 year old 38dd. Lop tit.

I think we can tell which tit was the favorite of this woman's kid. She's got one tit a c cup at eye level and one tit a d cup at belly button level. Lady has the definition of lop tits.

by BostonAlan August 3, 2017

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lopping cock

The action of consuming cock through any part of the body

He's so gay he's probably lopping cock right now; Yea he's a cock lopper

by Dirtyshowerhandle August 6, 2017

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lopping

An unspeakable act between a male and a female which involves the use of Lube, goggles, handcuffs, and an axe. The act itself has never been witnessed and has only been mentioned in historical texts.

What are they doing next door? It's sounds like they are lopping!

by Johnny24 September 2, 2017

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