loose donkey 

when a member of the male gender is attempting masturbation with a full bladder, and he ends up pissing all over himself

dude 1: hey man whats that bigass yellow stain on your shirt??
dude 2: oh dude the other day i was whacking and i accidently pulled a loose donkey
dude 3: no way dude, thats grody

loose donkey by Karl Hungus Jr March 13, 2013

donkey humpin lama loose 

or(dhll) a name from some one that was named on a mmorpg, so i came up with this name "donkey humping lama loose" most of my buddies use it for a insult, which infact its a great insult because most have have no fucking clue to what your talking about here are a few examples that ive run into myself.

driving situation: btw i do not hate black ppl this is just an example
<me> HeY! get off your CELL PHONE you donkey humpin lama loose!
<black woman> !@#$%^&*^%$#@ < i can never understand what they are saying to me
<me> its a green light bitch MOVE!
heres another situation:
<robber/gangsta> gimme yo moThA fuckin money BitCh fo i poP you witH my 9
<me> hey you fucking donkey humpin lama loose, back the fuck off bitch!
<robber/gangsta> ?
<robber/gangsta> (takes off running)

donkey humpin lama loose by NO whats your name! April 19, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016