The term for ones penis after reaching ejaculation. This term is most commonly used in the Northeast part of the United States.
After Max had intercourse with his hand he had major loose dick.
Or
Meeting up with a girl who is gonna give me loose dick by midnight .
Or
Meeting up with a girl who is gonna give me loose dick by midnight .
by Tyrpych M May 9, 2021
A typical definition for getting extremely wild and in most cases giddy at the thought of causing sheer pandemonium. Used in the demographics of central Pennsylvania, but primarily utilized by the youth of Tyrone, Pennsylvania. This term is the highest degree of loopiness as categorized by the following. Stage 1: Excited. Stage 2: Eager Beaver. Stage 3: Loopy. Stage 4: Criminal Mischief. Stage 5: Loose Dick.
You are acting Loose Dick if you : Smash Mailboxes, Act as a drunk shirtless neighbor attempting to "sleep", Beat varmits at night, Trash parties, Call someone a blubbering bafoon, mating with random catholic women,hiss at an enemy, dance to techno at the wee hours of the morning, strip a friend naked and toss their pants into the street, and in the most severe stages: Murder of the first degree.
by Cheese Burger Eddy May 13, 2010
When you go through a period of growth and you gotta see if the vibes are still there with previous females you associated yourself with
I spent all day going through my contacts, tying up loose dick since I got back from my first year away at college
by ChevHonda December 9, 2018
When a guy with a small dick uses a method to increase the size of his dick, but it gets less and less hard as it increases in size - mostly because it's unnatural.
Bill: that black dude's dick is so huge!
Tom: yeah but that girl sucked his dick for 15 minutes and he still had to squeeze the base to get it in her... it's a flat out loose floppy dick.
Bill: rofl how embarrassing.
Tom: yeah but that girl sucked his dick for 15 minutes and he still had to squeeze the base to get it in her... it's a flat out loose floppy dick.
Bill: rofl how embarrassing.
by Akjohnny February 19, 2009
a not uncommon response to someone who talks a lot of bullshit or doesn't know what they're talking about at all, or someone of questionable sexual preference. also used to insult pretty much anyone at any time w/o any cause, mostly males.
Person A: That String Cheese Incident show rocked. They were throwin' down somethin' fierce.
Person B: Man, your dick's loose.
Person B: Man, your dick's loose.
by Igz November 21, 2006
1. an expression implying that knowing to much about an activity, situation or person tends to discourage one from involving himself with it, often related to sexual encounters
see also zipless fuck
2. a truism
3. a parody of loose lips sink ships
see also zipless fuck
2. a truism
3. a parody of loose lips sink ships
After Elliott told Devin that Kittyboot's friend from Philly had roast beef curtains, Devin replied, "Buddy, thanks for warning me... loose lips shrink dicks."
by Elliott July 5, 2005