loomos 

Wierd ass guy who is hilarious in the dumbest way, likes big words and confuses people by talkin about something random or using the big words
doesnt ever seem to know what hes doing, but he trys...
also a name u can call someone if they do something stupid...

funniest nerd ever

dude, he pulled a loomos

loomos by DT44 May 2, 2005

billy loomis 

one of the two killers in scream (1996)
he's the insane one that's also really hot
played by skeet ulrich

Sidney: You sick fucks. You've seen one too many movies!

billy loomis: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!

billy loomis by kazoogod February 13, 2018

Loomster 

the one mutant french fry that's freakishly long in comparison to all the other fries in the bag

McDonalds has the worlds longest loomster

Loomster by Andrion November 1, 2003

Kile Loomis 

a stack of kale

Creator of this word: All I want to do is associate Kile Loomis with kale.

Kile Loomis by A Crate of Kids November 28, 2018

The Loomis Ratio 

The Loomis Ratio is simple: for every 1 guy there are 4 girls. Underclassmen are preferred. The Loomis Ratio needs a couple of requirements to take place. The Loomis Ratio should be accompanied with sums of alcohol, dance music, and a bonus is if the host's parents are away for the duration. If all goes to plan the full effect of The Loomis Ratio will be felt. It will be a night that the partiers will never forget only if they are able remember.

One cold night in the deep winter of the Northern Midwest, the host implemented The Loomis Ratio which resulted in the temperature risin', dance floor bumpin', and the host drunkin'and sex...thus being a night which profited from The Loomis Ratio.

The Loomis Ratio by Mr. Samuel May 26, 2006

billy loomis 

a perfect human being.

can do literally nothing wrong. he's perfect. impossible to have any flaws.

everybody loves billy loomis<3

"nobody is perfect"
did you mean . . . billy loomis is perfect?

billy loomis by swifteilish February 9, 2022

Jeff Loomis 

The lead guitarist/songwriter in the Seattle-based band Nevermore. Jeff Loomis is popular among guitarists who enjoy heavy, but not shitty music. Loomis uses 7-string guitars. He is endorsed by Schecter guitars and he has his own signature model, the C-7 Loomis. He also recently released his first solo album called Zero Order Phase. He is most known for his extremely fast sweep-picking, brutal technical riffing, and amazing song writing. Jeff Loomis will destroy any shitty metalcore guitarists in a heartbeat, so if you think Synyster Gaytes is better, you obviously have never heard Loomis play.

Greg: Dude, did you listen to Jeff Loomis' song Miles of Machines?

Paul: I got halfway through the intro and then I threw my guitar in the trash and smashed my fingers with a hammer.

Jeff Loomis by this is shit December 9, 2008