looking for a new mama 

looking for a new mama to look for a new woman or girlfriend used by jimmie rodgers the singing brakeman in his songs

my mama dumped me and im looking for a new mama

looking for a new mama by bluebear January 11, 2020

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page 

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Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

looking for a job 

When someone smokes the cannabis all day, drinks beer and gorges themselves on sweets. This is primarily done when one has a wife, girlfriends, friends or roommate. He then lies to them and says he was "looking for a job."

Roommate: Didn't you do anything today?

Stoner: I was looking for a job.

Roommate: So, are you saying you smoked all my weed and drank all my beer again?

Stoner: (after a few moments of thinking it over) What did you say?

Roommate: Did you drink all my beer and smoke all my weed today...while I was at work?

Stoner: (giggles) Maybe I also ate all of your Cap'n'Crunch with Crunch Berries too.

looking for a job by [e-mail] August 9, 2008

Looking for a date 

Looking for a date is when a cop targets certain crimes (usually speeding and other minor traffic violations) in order that they will get overtime to appear in court when the ticket is challenged.

The cop chased down Don for doing 5 miles over because he was looking for a date for July 1st.

Looking for a date by br1ght May 21, 2009

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page 

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page 

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page 

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017