Roommate: Didn't you do anything today?
Stoner: I was looking for a job.
Roommate: So, are you saying you smoked all my weed and drank all my beer again?
Stoner: (after a few moments of thinking it over) What did you say?
Roommate: Did you drink all my beer and smoke all my weed today...while I was at work?
Stoner: (giggles) Maybe I also ate all of your Cap'n'Crunch with Crunch Berries too.
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