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look it up on your phone 

1. A phrase used in corporate, academic, or other situations when an inappropriate topic can not be discussed. Often said to someone who is not familiar with a vernacular term, phrase, meme or other part of pop culture which is considered NSFW that searching on one's work or school computer could result in reprimands from superiors, IT or HR

2. an alternate expression for "you don't want to know"
A)
John: "...so with the new restroomproduct launch aimed at luxury hotels and restaurants, Marketing suggests we re-name our X1457 Deluxe Swivel Golden Showerhead."
Marty: "....why do need to rename it?"
John: "......Marketing suggests "golden shower" not be included as part of our product line."
Marty: "....why not?"
John: ".....look it up on your phone."

B)

Sue: "What's all this bunga-bunga stuff I keep hearing the students talking about?"

Mary: "Look it up on your phone."
look it up on your phone by Ind617 January 13, 2017

Look it up on Google 

The term "Look it up on Google" is commonly used by people who:
Are too lazy to actually help
Don't know the answer to A COMPLETELY OPTIONAL POST
And/or DON'T GIVE 2 SHITS IF YOU CAN FIND IT ON GOOGLE!

Overall, it's an asshole term in ANY situation, and you should be burning in the deepest parts of hell if you fucking use it.
911 dispatcher: 911 what is your emergency?
Guy: My dad is having a heart attack! What should I do?
911 dispatcher: Look it up on Google.
*911 dispatcher hangs up*

Look Up Snow On Wikipedia 

Look Up Snow On Wikipedia is a phrase used when someone brings up the wiki page for a topic in an argument.
"Goku lost his tail to Yamcha."
"Actually, he lost his tail to Piccolo, i'm looking at it right now."
"Look up snow on wikipedia dude."

People that look up their names on urban dictionary

These people are fucking retarded
Man, I just found out Haley is one of those people that look up their names on urban dictionary!

people who look up their name on urban dictionary

People who are very boring and basic as fuck.

They tend to follow stupid trends and are highly likely to take a screen of their name and post it on snapchat and finsta.
John: Hey, you know people who look up their name on urban dictionary?
Doe: Yeah?
John: They are faggots.

people that look up their names on urban dictionary

you're just finding ways to prove you're not a dick and that you're the most fan-fucking-tastic person to be born on this earth, but we all know it's just babying yourself. besides nearly all name definitions are generic and the same, so stop it
freddy: yooo i looked up my name on urban dictionary and it said I was cute, funny and smart!
freddy's friend: no way, you're actually a dick. most name definitions are the same anyway. stop being one of the people that look up their names on urban dictionary