lonk

some dumb memespelling of link. nintendo, YA DONE F**KED UP.

LOnk is mad because all teh games have zilda in the title. BUT NOT LONK.

by lonkboi-ish November 9, 2019

Lonk

Derived From "Longth"

Lonk is the name for your penis regardless of it's size.

She's gonna get the full Lonk mate.

Hey baby you think you can fit this lonk in your mouth?

by Longth November 28, 2018

Term for a wrong or not working nternet link. Used in place of, "sorry, wrong link."

Oops, lonk, try this link instead.
"Click here to register," said Dan. "Lonk," replied Erica. "Sorry, here's the updated link."

by OnlyWonderwall August 12, 2023

when you mean to type "link" but instead, you type "lonk"

by kglonk1234 July 10, 2020

Guy 1: I call Link!
Guy 2:I'm Young Link!
Guy 3: And I'm Toon Link, so Guy 4 is Lonk.
Guy 4: But I'm ALWAYS Lonk!

by TheCookieGuy February 13, 2019

If a tiny brained duck is proving a Chicken that LONK is a word.

Chiken: HONK. BONK
Tiny Brain: lonk

by stali May 17, 2022

The word that tiny brain thinks is a word but Chiken doesn't.

tb: LONKKKK
c: that ain't a word.

by stali May 17, 2022