Long Wang 

In Chinese mythology Long Wang was a dragon king.
Nowadays, it means a big fat cock

Chinaman: Long Wang controls the elements

Modern man: I've got a long wang; look --flops onto table--

Long Wang by Mungu February 28, 2007

longmang 

someone who always takes ages to do anything.

the ruin-er of plans.

Rob, stop being a longmang! you're already 40 minutes late!

longmang by jus jammin April 9, 2010

Long Wang 

Literally means "dragon king" (龙王) in Chinese, but in English it sounds like something else entirely.

Chinese guy named Long Wang: "Hey girl, wanna meet my namesake"?

Long Wang by Blargargh July 8, 2017

Longkang Secondary School 

Longkang Secondary School is a very nice school. It has no teachers and you only need to catch smoll fishy fishy to graduate. Sadly there is no wifi i mean its a longkang duh. So yeah overall its a good school and i hope to see students coming to this school. If you pass PSLE you can oso come here. If you did badly its okay you can also come. There is no Express, NA and NT. And there is no school fees ;) everything is free of charge

I will be going to longkang secondary school tomorrow with my best friends to catch smoll fishy fishy

Longkang Secondary School by Susibaka August 22, 2021

Longkang Secondary School 

Longkang Sec is a nice school that is in the Longkang obviously. There are no teachers and all you have to do to graduate is just catch smoll fishy fishy. Sadly i dont think there is wifi there i mean its a longkang, duh. It is located at Yishun ;). Go find it yourself at Google maps

Today us my first day at LONGKANG SECONDARY SCHOOL and i cannit wait to see my friends

Longkang Secondary School by Susibaka August 22, 2021

longwanger 

the food of those who love the nizzle

the inferior species cannot reproduce without sitting on one

Faggots eat them

Blow my longwanger you fuckin cunt assed virgin bitch

longwanger by anonymous May 25, 2004

longkang 

pro ,, damn good at things

vaish is a longkang king

longkang by longkang king April 19, 2018