Pipi Longstocking that hoe 

when yo hit that shit from behind and you grab her pig tails while you stab it with your pork sword, and you pull the pig tails.

She be likin when I, " Pipi Longstocking that hoe".

Pipi Longstocking that hoe by grand master third June 7, 2009

Longdicking 

When you are giving her every inch of that goober.

I was going all the way in, and then I would pull it almost all the way out before re entry. She was like..."Damn baby, I like that longdicking"

Longdicking by flop dobbins May 18, 2014

Pippi Longstocking 

Pippi is the voice of those without, an anarchist-feminist (and possibly socialist) Swedish childrens' book charachter from the 60's and 70's.

Together with her two best friends Tommy and Annika, 8-ish year old Pippi sails the world, beats up grown men, carries her horse, adopts a monkey, meets her father - the pirate Blue Beard and - above all- swears to never grow up.

I am NOT doing the laundry two days before I actually run out of clean clothes - I mean you have to ask yourself What Would Pippi Longstocking Do?

Pippi Longstocking by The Pippi Coalition September 20, 2011

Pimpy Longcocking 

Noun. An act usualy performed between a married couple, not high school fags like all of you. See as follows:

When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.

I'm dead serious.

She's a good girl, and not a feminazi hosebag donkey raping fatty. I'm gonna give her a good ol' PIMPY LONGCOCKING. I'm gonna own that shit.

Pimpy Longcocking by kel the dog August 6, 2010

Longcocking 

When a group of men walk around downtown in a confident mood looking for women.

After a pleasant ale drinking session at the King's Arms Pub, the men went longcocking about the town.

Longcocking by pumpkinheadjack October 5, 2017

Fappy Longstockings 

One of the many alternate names given to Harry Potter. Others include Sir Fapalot and Fapps.

Guy 1: Hey guys! Look! It's Fappy Longstockings!
Rest of the group: lol

Fappy Longstockings by GDo May 1, 2010

longdicking 

basically longdicking is when you fuck a bitch. the one distinction between plain sex and longdicking, is that when you longdick, theres a certain special something sex doesnt have..usually a giant cock or an extreme amount of stamina.

I picked up some girl at the club last night and i was longdicking dat ho for like 3 hours straight till she passed out.

longdicking by squidgy July 29, 2008