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lon-jahy-nuhs; noun: A sexually transmitted disease communicated through fallic penetration of an open stab wound. Orignially referred specifically to the disease transmitted by sexual contact with Jesus' stab wound, the definition has since broadened to encompass contagion acquired by stab fucking anyone.
I love Jesus so much I contracted longinus.
by Concerned Pastor September 05, 2006