Long Sack 

A crude event in Track and Field that I somehow invented while talking to Danny. It involves running a long distance, and then having your sack measure. The person with the greatest length is the victor.

Danny: "Long Jump...Track"
Me: "Did you say long sack? What if there was an event where you ran a mile and then they measured your sack, and the person with the longest sack won? Haha...yeah.."
Danny: "Haha...that is quite humorous, yet odd."
Me: "Yeah it is. I apologize."

Long Sack by JayToTheKAy June 4, 2005

LongSmack

Longsmack is when you hold a normal lip smack for several seconds. Mainly used when someone says something lame.

HIM: Can you text me?
HER: I don't have unlimited texting
HIM: (Longsmack)

LongSmack by CodyFromDha216 October 24, 2011

logsmack.com 

Something Daniel Howell should have never said. Is it a euphemism? Is it a website where you can watch people get smacked with "logs"? Will we ever know?

Bro 1: Hey Bro 2 check out Logsmack.com

Bro 2: Okay Bro 1 because I totally trust something called "Logsmack.com" Yeah

logsmack.com by FeedMeTheRicePapa June 7, 2018

Longstack 

Similar to a shortstack but a very tall woman instead.

Anon: "I saw a very tall woman with a nice ass and tits!"

Anon2: "she must be a longstack fam."

Longstack by My ears are getting better June 28, 2022

Captain LongSack 

A guy whose balls are able to to the water at the bottom of the toilet.

“Oh my god my balls just touch the water in the toilet”
“Man that guy must be Captain LongSack.”

Captain LongSack by lil swervy March 30, 2019

logsmack.com 

Something Daniel Howell should have never said. Is it a euphemism? Is it a video site where you get to watch people getting smacked in the face with penises? Will we ever really know?

Bro 1: I opened up timmy's computer and went on logsmack.com cant wait to see his reaction
Bro 2: Videos of people getting smacked with pens

logsmack.com by FeedMeTheRicePapa June 7, 2018