long dick johnson

A man named Johnson who has a dick so long that it appears in his name.

There goes Long dick Johnson with his long dick again.

by Dicky boi April 24, 2017

long dick life

When you’re enjoying life with a long dick.

Oh my god. My long dick life is great. #ldl

by Yooooooitsme January 28, 2018

long dick of the law

Gun. Used by Officer Slate in the Movie Superbad.

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law.

by fueled_by_ramen October 16, 2007

this ain’t no long dick on a midget

Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true

- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this

by schlong Chong August 19, 2018

big daddy long dick

When you are clapping your girls cheeks so incredible you become thanos

Bro fr the other day I fucked my girl so hard she called me big daddy long dick

by Roll tide bby May 25, 2019

Long Dick Style

Minimal planning, maximal shooting. Long dick style is when you "plan" is simply to run in guns blazing and hope for the best.

1: The enemy is held up in that building up there, what's our plan?
2: Fuck it, let's Long Dick it.
1: Roger that, Long Dick Style it is

by Nep_Nep January 15, 2019

Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick

A man is teasing and turning on women by wearing tight spandex shorts or tight jeans showing the outline of his penis, and at the same time conversing in risque, sexy conversation with women, knowing that they are checking out the outline of his dick and getting turned on and horny for some cock.

All Bad Ass Wally does all day his hang out on the corner wearing his spandex shorts and engaging in sex talk with all the women who pass by to check out his cock showing through his shorts. Bad ASs Wally loves to spend all day Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick.

by sammy1 November 17, 2006