5 definitions by schlong Chong
The act of pulling out your pecker and letting it collide with any surface whilst emitting a mild thumping noise
That sumbitch over there has a perfect forehead to fwap my schlong on. Do you think she would like it?
by schlong Chong August 20, 2018
The addition of “sum” infront of bitch - indicating that the bitch in question is truely spectacular.
by schlong Chong August 20, 2018
When one stud is with a group of 2 or more thots and places his schlong on the table waiting for them to come running . They must then choose numbers to determine the order in which they serve the stud
by schlong Chong August 20, 2018
When 2 or more of the “boys” run train on a female. However, there is a twist. The goal here is to get though as many “boys” as possible before she realizes she is getting railed by different people. Each “boy” shall have 25 seconds each.
I once ran traindini on this girl in college with 9 of my boys. I was number 4 when she said “why did it get so small did you cum already!” Needless to say that traindini was unsuccessful.
by schlong Chong August 19, 2018
Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true
by schlong Chong August 19, 2018