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Long Haired Punk 

A long haired punk is used to describe a long haired male in the modern punk rock culture. A long haired punk is considered the " black sheep" of the modern punk culture. He makes his own clothes is very pro DIY and choses to grow his hair out long instead of cutting it and getting a Mohawk. A long haired punk won't give a shit If you think he's a poser, because while your dyeing your hair pink he will be out thrashing in the mosh pit. Long haired punks are major hardcore no matter how fast they come into the scene, and and should be respected.
Examples of Famous "long haired punks"
Henry Rollins- Black Flag
Brian Baker- Minor Threat, Bad Religion

The Ramones. All of them.
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long haired jizz expert 

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.
Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!

long haired Jesus 

simply, a man with long hair, usually down to the shoulders. Jesus has long hair.
Yesterday a man with a crewcut called me a long haired Jesus.

Long-haired diplomacy 

Sleeping with girl from a foreign country as a means to learn her native language.
After fucking that chinese girl for months, Andy now speaks perfect mandarin. Man, long-haired diplomacy is better than Rosetta Stone!

Long Haired Grob 

A word invented by my brother in a fit of roadrage when a long haired grunger kid walked out in front of his car. The exact meaning is unknown but when shouted, it conveys your anger very well.
''Get out the fuckin' road you long haired grob!!''

long haired dope smokin friend of jesus 

a man with long hair
yo, joe you long haired dope smokin friend of jesus ..how's i goin?

Long-haired Dictionary 

A girlfriend in a foreign country from whom you learn the local language
When he lived in Chile, he learned Spanish from his long-haired dictionary.