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longtail 

A drug belonging to the benzodiazepine class of sedatives with an exceptionally long biological half-life. Powerful members include clonazepam and flurazepam. They are capable of rendering grown men incapicitated for days.
"Shit doze longtails weely nice, I'm still chuzzed (see chuzzle)"
longtail by Dr Fur March 18, 2004
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lonytail 

A unisex hair style in which a person has no other hair on their head with the exception of a patch of hair that is pulled into a ponytail.
Yeah, he shaved it all off except for the ponytail at the back of his head! What a gross lonytail!
lonytail by Uncle D Dot June 3, 2011

Longtail 

A person or persons that seek the termination of anothers profile on a social networking website through the usage of the help and safety tool.
TheSuperDug: dave i reported all your comments rofl

TheBigfishcatcher01: ye longtail ye
Longtail by theuser1234 April 10, 2011
Longtails is the craziest loveable thing you'll ever meet. You'll most likely find him in a welly humid terrain. He can be the best tiny little lizard you'll ever find. He is the cutest little lizard. He sadly has died and you cannot find him.
"Have you heard of longtails' death?
"He was so cute!"
longtails by Lizard lover February 9, 2021

longtail 

Noun - Manx English.

Comes from a taboo on the Isle of Man where it is extremely bad luck to say the word "rat".
Manxman: I saw a bunch of longtails stuck together on the subway.

New Yorker: You wha...?

Manxman: Longtails, the hairy ones. The fat hairy ones.
longtail by chlevy November 30, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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