Lonelier Than a Nun's Vagina 

Extremely lonely; untouched; sad and forlorn; abstinent but not necessarily by choice (ironically, unlike a nun's actual vagina).

Luke hasn't had a date in months. Not sure if it's his work schedule or what. He's lonelier than a nun's vagina.

Lonelier Than a Nun's Vagina by fpile September 12, 2010

lonelyraven lawsuit

threatening a bogus lawsuit via instant messenger

don't talk smack about him on your website, or he'll slap a lonelyraven lawsuit on you!

lonelyraven lawsuit by shannon w. May 6, 2009

Loneser 

Nounadj.
Combination of a loner and a loser. Reason being because being alone and detached from many people for unknown reasons makes them feel like a loser.

No one wants to talk to me! Not even my so called best friends. Ugh...I feel like such a loneser.

Loneser by Teaganor June 29, 2008

lonelyeresstnest 

When a man, because of a woman, is feeling like the loneliest man on earth, having the loneliest day ever recorded, and is also "more lonely-er" than anyone else, because it is a competition. Can also mean the loneliest nest.

Instead of feeling bad for sleeping in and missing work, he just texted his girlfriend far away and said "because I love you and miss you terribly, I am the lonelyeresstnest and can't function, so it's your fault", and then he felt much better.

lonelyeresstnest by Whatiselevenpleasealex February 8, 2022

Lonemer 

A Lonemer is a person who feels alone even with lots of friends or associates or people around him.

Hey are you lonemer
Hey I like when your around but I'm a lonemer
I'm feeling like a lonemer today

I feel like a lonemer everyday

Lonemer by Davidsins July 29, 2022