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1.
a walrus who has typically lost a bucket, is searching for a bucket, or has acquired a bucket. mostly found in tagged pictures associated with lolcats.
Who stole that lolrus' bucket? Now he'll have to use a kitteh to find a new one.
by Chupac April 24, 2007
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2.
A laughing walrus, usually high.
Zoo Keeper: "There's one happy walrus"
Spectator: "Must be a lorus"
Zoo Keeper: "roflcopter"
Spectator: "No lolrus you gimp"
by Pooneriser April 14, 2005
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3.
Drunk idiots who stick Twizzlers/French Fries/Straws etc. in their mouths to resemble a walrus, and make appropriate noises to relate.
"Grace, what are you doing with those Twizzlers?"

"Well, right now I'm a LOLrus, and later I'm gonna drink my shit with these Twizzler straws!!"
by lolsrus October 26, 2009
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4.
any of a collection of pinniped, waterborne animals: sealion, walrus, seal, manatee, dolphin.
Things took a turn for the worse when someone stole the lolrus' bucket!
by Starshine T. March 05, 2008
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5.
A woman who misrepresents herself on the internet, via pictures or misleading statements, to meet men. This doesn't just apply to being ugly, though that is the most common cover-up.
She looked hot in her pictures, but when we met IRL she was a lolrus!
by Rinii August 04, 2008
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6.
oceanic mamal, in particular a walrus, that's rly funny and makes better jokes than u
wtf nooo they denied cheezburgers lolrus
by obvsly April 24, 2007
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7.
any of a collection of pinniped, waterborne animals: sealion, walrus, seal, manatee, dolphin.
Things took a turn for the worse when someone stole the lolrus' bucket!
by Caturday April 25, 2007
50 145