lolbitesnake 

An alternative term for a venomous snake.

The snake on the floor of the hummer in Gone in 60 seconds is NOT an lolbitesnake, the occupants of the vehicle were in no danger whatsoever.

lolbitesnake by theAnusWrita February 2, 2010

LolbitExists 

has cancer and plays on sbox vanlian

man: did you know LolbitExists has cancer
man2: no. thats sad. i hope he gets better

LolbitExists by wetpa March 16, 2021

lolabyte 

A rating for something you found funny. The funnier something is, the more lolabytes it is awarded. Can also be shortened to "LB".

Dan: Did you hear that joke Webster told at lunch yesterday? It was 10lolabytes funny.

lolabyte by Webster. July 5, 2007

lolabetes 

laughing so hard that it results in a terminal illness.

I laughed so hard at his joke that my internal organs ceased to function properly; now I have lolabetes.

lolabetes by MrMoustace88 October 27, 2010

Lolbite 

A mutant pacman with lots of teeth. It has 2 rows of teeth on the bottom of its mouth and has approximately 51 teeth. It was named by Nick C. and is currently unknown among most everyone. It was found by Dylan C. after randomly searching pacman in google.

Lolbite be scarin' them ghosts without the power pellet.
(From a school in the thumb of Michigan) Vote for Lolbite!

Lolbite by banana55 April 3, 2008