If someone ever says lol to you in Utah, you're forced by law to drag them to a beach and make them eat little sea creatures attached to rocks.
Dude #2: This is Utah, you plum. Now we have to go to the freaking beach. AAAAAAAAHH.
Dude #3: Word. Lick those limpets.
But if someone tells you it's like when you get a small friend and you say you got font sizes bigger than him, I assure you, THAT'S LOL!
person B: lol no
Unless it's a chick you like, then it's just hopeful that an lol was appropriate.
Tina: "Me and Melissa went out today to the beach. It was pretty nice out but these fat guys were checking us out and we were like 'uhh..hi?' lol
By the way, my name is not Mark.
Jim: Ha ha!
John: Hey, shut up, he wasn't expecting it!
Jim: Err.. what I meant to say was: lol that sucks
John: Oh, okay.