The act of consuming the popular alcoholic energy drink "Four Loko" and then acting unruly and disruptive. Often times, those who are raging are prone to break things (particularly thermostats and paper towel dispensers), fight people, unwillingly penetrating unsuspecting female women, verbally abuse authority figures, and start riots.
Most commonly found across college campuses in the United States, notably York College of Pennsylvania.
Most commonly found across college campuses in the United States, notably York College of Pennsylvania.
Bro, Bob was on a hardcore Loko Rage, he totally drop kicked a paper towel dispenser off the bathroom wall last night.
by CrazyScotsman December 10, 2010
An alcoholic drink that contains a shitload of caffeine, plus it comes in a ginormous can, what could possibly go wrong you ask? Needless to say, it's now banned in most states
by Metallicajunkie October 12, 2018
This is the nickname of the lord, the legend and the myth, Rom Druyan.
This name, means; "I am your father, watch out or you will get knocked out really fast", so if you will ever see him, RUN!
He is the most attractive and beautiful man ever.
This name, means; "I am your father, watch out or you will get knocked out really fast", so if you will ever see him, RUN!
He is the most attractive and beautiful man ever.
by R.D professor November 5, 2018
If a baby is born between the months of June and August of 2011, this baby is most likely a "Loko Baby". This of course refers to a baby being conceived after the consumption of Four Loko.
Chick 1: How was your night?
Chick 2: I dont know, I drank too many four lokos
Chick 1: Did you hook up with that guy?
Chick 2: Wish I could tell you...
Chick 1: You better watch out for that Loko Baby!!
Chick 2: I dont know, I drank too many four lokos
Chick 1: Did you hook up with that guy?
Chick 2: Wish I could tell you...
Chick 1: You better watch out for that Loko Baby!!
by I PHELTA THI November 20, 2010
extremely high abv (11/12%) caffeinated malt beverage that one ups its predecessor sparks both by coming in 23.5oz size and containing nearly twice the amount of alcohol. perfect for pregaming, but can easily result in blackouts and various kinds of embarrassing behavior.
by off_that_chewy November 1, 2009
12% alch. now getting banned because people can't handle themselves. less then 5$ a can, an easy way to party hard and feel like complete shit the next day. mix of energy drink & alcohol. turns good girls into whores, and boys wanting more. 'crack in a can' get's you a whole different kind of F**KED UP!!
yo you trying get completely wasted tonight, let's get some four lokos and some hookers.
i'm loko 4 loko !
i'm loko 4 loko !
by the mother fuckin princess November 29, 2010
A delicious way to black out in the form of a colorful can of caffeinated malt bevy. TOO BAD CENTRAL WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY rookies ruined it for the entire state of Washington and got it banned by almost dieing during their process of consumption.
CWU rookies: "I think ima black out and pass the fuck out along with 9 other pussys while being unresponsive and get rushed to the hospital, almost die, and then be at fault for the ban on four loko!!!"
WSU, UW, GON, (+ any other college in WA): "god dammit CWU...GTFO!!!"
WSU, UW, GON, (+ any other college in WA): "god dammit CWU...GTFO!!!"
by IMLOKOFOURLOKOS November 12, 2010