Lojmic 

{Noun} A false sense of logic or understanding; the skewing of reality to fit one's personal views or viewpoint.

"My dad is a fireman, which means he gives out parking tickets."
"That's some serious Lojmic right there bro."

Lojmic by Paine Train February 8, 2021

Loiic 

Loiic - Can be mistaken for a female or your general garden knome. Hides insecurities with humour and putting others down. Loves baby oil and chocolate. Aims high but falls further. Means well.

Loiic - Always the groomsman, never the groom.

Loiic by Smarties99 March 4, 2011

Liomice 

The act of which one obliterates someones asshole while squeezing ketchup up their vagina.

I commited Liomice to your mom. Pretty KETCHY right?.... wait it doesn't make sense? WELL IM ABOUT TO COMMIT LIOMICE ON YOU!

Liomice by DefinitionWrite September 25, 2018

Limicking 

Having a cig and not letting your boy have any

Rah kai bova your limicking that cig you nitty

Limicking by Razmclart January 23, 2020

limic 

To describe someone with a q-tip like physique, and has a thirst for a revenge driven body.

"That guy is a total limic, I feel sorry for him."
-Larold

limic by LaroldSummers November 29, 2023