Loggins Wasted 

Being in such an advanced state of intoxication that one's lack of inhibitions and rational thought has placed them in the Danger Zone. Inspired by the Kenny Loggins song Highway to the Danger Zone.

Did you just see Scott walk over to the ladies room? He's definitely in the Danger Zone.

Yeah, he's totally creeping them out; he must be Loggins Wasted.

Loggins Wasted by JelloLegs August 21, 2011

Kenny Loggins Disorder 

The sudden onset of singing Footloose in a public place

I have Kenny Loggins disorder " 7/11 Cashier " whats that ? " Me ' Its the wanting to just start singing Footloose..Ive had it since 2004

Kenny Loggins Disorder by FSH12 May 20, 2011

Kenny Loggins 

The collective name for both a user name and password for any sort of account you have to "log in" to.

Hey man I wanna watch a movie, what's your mom's Kenny Loggins for Netflix?

Kenny Loggins by Jerry13InchHosey November 9, 2015

doin a kenny loggins 

Expelling solid log shaped excrement from the anus.

Doing a poo

Where’s Frank?

Frank ducked into the bathroom, he’s doin a Kenny loggins

doin a kenny loggins by $tevil February 17, 2021

Kenny Loggins Hot 

This is a term used to describe extremely hot temperatures, usually anything above 100 degrees farenheit. In the 80's, Kenny and his band came out with the song "The Heat is On...On the street"

Dude, It's like Kenny Loggins hot out today!

Kenny Loggins Hot by Johnny D June 21, 2006

Kenny Loggins 

Returning to Pooh Corner while riding on the horses, yea-yea.

If you fall I'll pick you up, pick you up (Kenny Loggins style).

Kenny Loggins by Scanlons February 19, 2008

Kenny Loggins'ed 

When someone thinks they are so cool, that they avoid you. Like laying on a bed in the day time, singing Danger Zone wearing aviators cool.

Hey man you know Paul, he just became a jet pilot. Ran into him the other day, he looked right at me and Kenny Loggins'ed me.

Kenny Loggins'ed by PielVluis July 5, 2021