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5. log off
making a bowel movement.
If you work in an office and you've been holding in a crap all day because it's awkward to drop one while your VP is dropping one in the stall next door in the men's room, and you go to shut down your computer and it asks you, "Are you sure you want to log off?" You can respond with a resounding, "Oh yes."
1. Log Off
When you masturbate while pooping. A combination of dropping a log and jacking off.
Guy1: "Did you just Log Off in the work bathroom?!"
Guy2: "Do you mean masturbating while pooping? I wouldn't do that!"
Guy1: "I heard you and smelled it! I know you were Logging off in the stall next to me and if it every happens again I will kill you!"
2. Log off
To dump your girl.
Edward:Hey ima log off that chick Dorothy
Charlie:Yeah she ugly.
3. Log off
A dump that has been put on hold during a particularly long stretch online. Usually interupting a long chat session or on-line game such as Warcraft or Second life.
Lou: "Just GO! Stop talking about how bad you have to go, just GO!"
Rick:"I'm about to uplevel, I don't want to log off right now!"
4. Log off
Another term for back off. Used in today's age due to the amount of technology.
Dude, log off, you're totally in my space.
6. log off
Yet another way of saying you need a crap.
Man, that chilli was bad, I really need to log off!
by Aaron C Rescue Aug 28, 2003 add a video
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