Top Definition
A person from east of St Louis that has well-below average IQ and enjoys trains way too much. Hobbies include masturbating to pictures of trains, chugging bleach, and walking down the nearest highway trying to high five a bus.
Man, look at that guy, he looks so lonely and pathetic. He must be a locoman.
by n4sir June 29, 2012

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