Lochlann 

A person with the intelligence of a deity, the strength of an ox, and a psionic capability of a mind flayer. They are far superior to everyone around them and deserve to be treated with respect.

Hell there Lochlann, my lord and savior

Lochlann by cool i guess June 8, 2018

Lochlann 

Lochlann Is a cute boy with perfect blonde hair and piercing blue eyes, he is extremely thoughtful and romantic. He will be willing to eat any food you offer him... Especially flakes. He melts your heart.

Person: Dinosaurs are kinda cute...
Lochlann: Yeah, they are true beauties of this world.
Person: Mhm..
Lochlann: Just like you.

Lochlann by xox.Demii.xox May 29, 2018

Lochlann 

Awsome dude with a great taste in women if he likes you then your a lucky girl

Lochlann is epic ;)

Lochlann by Truth teller 59 October 15, 2019

lochlann 

a ginger from scotland , who usually is a little strange and is involvded with nudity and money.

far out , if you go out with that golddigger you will look like a lochlann

lochlann by dancedance January 25, 2009

lochlann roberts

idk what to say but he loves his brown girls man

Lochlann roberts: yo wsp gal
tvisha (who's a brown girl): ew lochlann we broke up ages ago

lochlann roberts by itzyabaee August 15, 2023

lachlann

A young swag master. Most often small and irish. This irish pimp normally chills with a hoe on each short arm and 36 hoes piled on top of his miniscule lap. The bitches adore him, the younger pimps envy him, the older pimps know what could of been if only they were a lachlann. The biggest, swaggyest, hottest, goddamn hot shootin, pimpin, gift of god this planet has ever seen. The only problem with lachlann is that he is simply too popular and as he walks he leaves trails of women begging for him to return, men crying, weak with self loathing. Lachlann doesnt just run your hood he runs jesus's hood and the tooth fairys hood... every badasses hood there is. If theres a hood then theres a Lachlann running it. Lachlann doesnt need an army, he is the army. Lachlann doesnt need to pay for mearly being there is enough to forfill the vendors needs and deepest desires. If you ever come across a Lachlann you can get down and beg or run from shame.

Random hoe: "OMFG, LOOK A... A LACHLANN HES... HES GODS GIFT TO
HUMANITY AND THE SAVIOR TO ALL OUR PROBLEMS."

Lachlann: "hey you, my place 6 o'clock untill my cock is up you 6, bitch"

lachlann by lamina18 December 29, 2013

Lochlan 

He is someone you can just fall in love with. He funny around his friends, he will talk about serious things when he needs to. He is cute but can get work done. He is the person you would want as a leader

Person 1: omg look at that guy

Person 2: yeah he is a total Lochlan let’s go talk to him

Lochlan by Jesscc June 10, 2018