loaf

A unusually large amount of ejaculated semen.

Dude, I totally just loafed all over her face. It was so messy, she needed a blanket to clean up, a towel wouldn't suffice.

by LoafCrew July 5, 2015

by bill November 21, 2002

Ex; "yo I made a loaf today."

"Damn a whole a g. Word!"

by angeredadonis April 1, 2010

I loafed that stupid pig right in his stupid fucking face.

by Robin Farrell July 30, 2004

A fat, obese, and gross person that wears clothing that doesn't fit them. Their rolls of fat normally slide out of their shirts.

loafyyy, your so fat

by bibabo April 21, 2007

referring to someones oddly shaped head that resembles a bread loaf.

by bob hermansonton March 22, 2006

hair-do, particularly that of a guy whose hair is not short yet doesn't budge.

(to a friend, before approaching a girl): Yo, how's my loaf?

ex. Vanilla Ice, Jimmy Johnson, Ace Ventura

by anon March 28, 2005