loadstone

A magical stone of unknown origin.
possibly glowing and saturated in magical powers

stoned retard 1: guess whats in my hands...
stoned retard 2: omg! what! what is it? is it scary?
stoned retard 1: no...its a loadstone
stoned retard 2: omfg! aaah!

by rubi February 11, 2006

vaginal loadstone

A vaginal loadstone, loadstone deriving from the purest form of magnet, is something / someone attractive to women generaly taking on the meaning of fanny magnet.

That car is one hell of a vaginal loadstone!

by gingery January 1, 2008

loadstone

A kidney stone that gets trapped in the ureathra, but is pushed out by a fat load of cum.

Bertha: You still having trouble peeing?
Gordon: Nah, I shot out a loadstone last night so we're all good now.

by chigg bungus October 9, 2021