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"Bro u got so Lonched last night", "yeah Giselle just broke my heart im just gonna go home and Lonch myself"
Lonched by b0ki January 11, 2020
-adjective

When someone is intoxicated beyond any other discernible level of drunkenness.
I was buzzed by 8, tipsy by 8:30, then I skipped drunk, wasted, smashed, and throwed and went right to hammered. I was completely leached by midnight. I don't even remember drilling the hostess or driving to Lafayette. One more shot and I would've been dead.
leached by brentus maximus July 26, 2010
(Verb)
1. To be slow.

2. When one is zoned out or lost.
Dude 1: Dude, you look loched, what happened?
Dude 2: Nothing, I just didn't get much sleep last night.
Loched by Bobby Billy BoB December 10, 2016
1. The art of having a theory and/or rumor debunked in extremely short and swift fashion by the Looch or his staff of minions. 2. A swift banning at the hands of Billy Liucci of the Marron and White Report at texags.com
Trick brought some info to Texags in the hopes of stirring up the masses and got his ass looched.
Looched by Bonfire 1996 September 28, 2008
amy: you need to do your homework jen
jen: im trying. no can!
amy: hahaha allll loched

d^.^b

im all loched
Loched by farmer808 August 6, 2010

LouchedLiver

Don't be such a LuochedLiver, man. Get away from that computer and just go to the bar to pick up chicks. Jeez!
LouchedLiver by Grand Poobah June 11, 2006