LMSYM 

Let me see your manager

I met a LMSYM customer while getting groceries today. She was like "I don't care if you don't work here, you need to help me or I'm going to complain to your manager!!"

LMSYM by jesse12521 August 9, 2018

lmimp

"Laughing me in my POES"

Laughing with a sense of euphoria; either at a joke or at someone's dumb-ass mistake or misfortune. "The moer'd him so hard in his chops i was lmimp"

lmimp by ASJ January 18, 2008

lmmym

let me make you mine

hey shawty, lmmym!

lmmym by yamomma272958 July 20, 2020

lmilmao 

“ Laughing my I love milfs a** off”
The naming of laughing but also acknowledging your love for hot moms .

Peter- “ Bro wanna see this tiktok?”
Peter- shows tiktok
Josh -“Lmilmao!”
Peter- bro.. i love you.

lmilmao by lmao all the names taken July 12, 2021

lmbym 

Let Me Beat Your Meat

Boy: Hey, i know your my bestfriend but im horney af

Bestfriend: Ill compromize with you, lmbym

lmbym by powerliftingguru112 February 16, 2022

lmciymz 

Let me cum in your mouth zaddy

Bf : hey
Gf: hey babe lmciymz

Bf : woah l ain’t know you a freak but if you say so

lmciymz by Goatfrqsh May 12, 2022

lmoym 

stands for "Left message on your machine", something that literally almost no one ever says

Payday: Hey sorry I missed your call. you good?
Sir Spergsworth: no. lmoym. ttyl going to keep eating mayonaise out of the jar with a spoon

lmoym by freakishular October 11, 2022