lamping 

When you relax at home, generally by yourself and normally in your underwear.

I was lamping at home this morning.

lamping by Plata O_Plomo December 8, 2017

Lizard Lamping

Also known as tanning Lizard Lamping is the act of putting yourself under fake sunlight and obtaining an orange like glow. Lizard Lamping can be quite expensive and addictive.

Jeremy: "You looks awfully orange today"
Alyssa: "Yea, I have been lizard lamping"

Jeremy: "Are you going out tonight?"
Caitlin: "No, I cant. I spent all my money on the lizard lamp"

Lizard Lamping by Tan and Happy April 26, 2011

cold lamping 

Hanging out/chilling. Pioneered by Hip-Hop legend Flava Flav, of Public Enemy, who encouraged us all to start cold lamping with him.

Let's go cold lamping with Flava Flav!

cold lamping by Robert Nugent June 19, 2003

leaping lizards 

An exclamation of surprise or excitement. Synonymous with "Wow!" or "Oh my gosh!" or "Holy cow!"

Leaping lizards, that ant just swallowed the Empire State Building!

leaping lizards by fishtoe July 4, 2011

leaping llamas 

An exclamatory term used in conjunction with a surprising or unexpected situation. Only to be used by someone with a deep and refined appreciation for llamas.

Jack: "Oh shit! I just heard on the news that Ryan Seacrest was eaten by a pack of wolves live on stage!!"

Tom: "That's fucked!"

Harry: "Jumping Jesus!"

Bob: "Leaping llamas!!!!"

leaping llamas by Mia and Karl April 26, 2008

Lmaoing

The act of actively laughing your ass off

He was too funny I was LMAOing !

Lmaoing by Jaduong kambuta August 4, 2014

lava-lamping 

When you eat something unsettling with poo already in your rectum, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your turds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!

I skipped my morning poo and after a spicy lunch I was lava-lamping at my desk.

lava-lamping by GoodeGuy July 25, 2011