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Acronym for: "laugh my ass off, rolling on the floor laughing so hard that I peed my pants a little. Not that much, but enough to feel and remember I ate asparagus last night"
Person A: Why does pinocchio lie?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because he's a fucking liar.

Person B: lmaoroflshtipmpalntmbetfariaeln
by northener 1 April 21, 2013

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