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Lizard Lips

When someone has no lips and is a slut and does whatever a guy wants involving anything sexual a.k.a. Deanna fucking Lowe
Hey lizard lips close your legs!

Lizard lips

Dry lips

Face lips

Not vagina lips
Your face lips are dry, you have lizard lips
Lizard lips by Dingusmckringus September 22, 2017

Longs Lizard Lips 

Short licks (in a darting motion) while also licking the the taste off one’s lips.
She is so hot, I would Longs Lizard Lips her butthole, fresh out the gym!

lipstick lizard 

A female between the ages of 13 and 30 (usually from Brooklyn, Long Island or New Jersey) who wears a lot of makeup and will fellate almost any guy as long as he's in a band or has even the slightest connection with the music business. Once associated with the old City Squire Hotel on Broadway and 49th Street, they now can be found almost anywhere from Columbus Circle down to Tribecca. Also known a {blower}.
"Hey, Howie, tell Vance to make a few calls and round up a couple of lipstick lizards for after the show."
lipstick lizard by chintzy March 6, 2007

Lizardlism

If you don't believe in god but in Lizards.
You see lizards as your god
nowdays more people believe god isnt a human but a reptile.
"hey man are u christian?"
"i don't believe in god i believe that the gods are lizards"
"so what are you then?"
"lizardlism is my religion"
Lizardlism by lizardisthenewblack January 18, 2017
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026