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avetard living room 

The living room of the avetards at The Ave. It has free access due to the avetard door being unlocked 24/7. When you first enter, you will see the dab rig on the avetard coffee table with a bunch of other junk. There is trash all over the place all the time and the avetard bathroom and avetard kitchen are also in sight.
I walked into the avetard living room and the place looked smelled like someone just dropped a bunch of turds all over the place, it looked like an absolute fuckshow in there because an avetard can't handle shit.
avetard living room by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
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living room chef 

This is a similar concept to backseat driving; this occurs when an individual shouts out questions or gives unsolicited advice to the cooking or baking process from an adjacent room. Extremely aggravating, hence the reason he or she is in the living room and not in the kitchen.
Mom (seated in a comfortable chair): "Did you remember to set the timer? I smell something burning."

Adult children (in the kitchen preparing a delicious meal for the family): "Quit being a living room chef; we got this."
living room chef by sweerkee December 28, 2011

Polish living room 

An open garage in which a carpet has been laid down and a screen door installed. Common during the summertime in Western New York to provide a cool lounging area protected from the weather and insects. These temporary rooms often include couches and televisions to facilitate relaxation.
After a game of kan jam, we relaxed in the Polish living room and drank a few beers.

living room legend 

a guitar god, can play any and every song you can think of, but is for some reason not famous. not quite underrated, just unknown. usually middle age, used to be in a band "back in the day", and grew up listening to and hanging out with famous"living legends". his skills on the guitar are confined to his living room and whoever happens to be over at the time
Man, your dad is a living room legend.
living room legend by Roblee February 28, 2013

Italian living room

An attached garage with a couch and a recliner in it. Usually the garage door is open. The Italian living room is used because the real living room is plastic wrapped and only for special occasions.
I drove through my neighborhood, and Joe and luanna waved from inside their Italian living room.
Italian living room by kerberos824 December 22, 2018

living room test 

To check one’s moral compass about any controversial topic by visualizing your initial response if you unexpectedly walked into your living room and saw the event happening.
I thought I was fairly open-minded about gay sex until I took the living room test. Thinking about walking into my living room and seeing two strange guys getting it on on my sofa made me throw up. It is funny how we outwardly support things and internally find it disgusting.

living room balls 

From the movie "Mr. Saturday Night" (1992). A person having the courage to perform only in his or her living room to an audience of family and friends, as opposed to performing onstage in front of strangers.
You only have living room balls--no way are you ready for the big time.
living room balls by anonymous July 23, 2017