liquidate the assets 

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.

Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!

liquidate the assets by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017

Load Liquidator 

A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.

My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.

Load Liquidator by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

Nocturnal liquidation 

When you urinate in someone's mouth when they are sleeping.

I was so tired of hearing her snoring that I thought that a little nocturnal liquidation would get her quiet.

Nocturnal liquidation by Almighty Money Folk July 4, 2016

liquidate

Verb (American slang): to kill another human being.

After the protection money was not delivered, Capone ordered Frank Nitti to liquidate the malefactor.

liquidate by speedog June 23, 2010

Liquidating Assets 

The body's natural response to unwanted material inside of it by ejecting it out of one's ass in a less than formal manner.

To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.

I'm sorry I never made it to your party, after I went to taco bell my assets were liquidating all night.

Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.

Liquidating Assets by Chief Fat Cock April 12, 2011

dream liquidator 

One who destroys the hopes and aspirations of another.

I'm going to run a 5 minute mile even though you say I am too slow and out of shape. Stop being such a dream liquidator!

dream liquidator by alo3000 October 15, 2013

Liquidation Center 

A place where you can purchase dented canned goods during the recession for a reasonably cheap price.

Jerry: "I got to check out Caswell's Liquidation Center."
Carry: "Why? All their products are expired."
Jerry: "Who cares. Their shit is cheap."

Liquidation Center by shwingggah December 3, 2009