A liquid stink prank product that has a genuine smell of ass-crack with a hint of road-kill. Liquid Ass comes in a small bottle and is applied to objects by squeezing the bottle thereby producing a silent, fine, clear stream of nasty smelling liquid.
After I hammered that asshole's office with Liquid Ass, he spent two futile hours looking for the source of the stench.
by Otis B. Driftwood December 31, 2007
A liquid stink prank product that has a genuine smell of ass-crack with a hint of road-kill. Liquid Ass comes in a small bottle and is applied to objects by squeezing the bottle thereby producing a silent, fine, clear stream of nasty smelling liquid.
After I hammered that asshole's office with Liquid Ass, he spent two futile hours looking for the source of the stench.
by Hackenbush December 4, 2006
A nasty liquid that forms/leaks/seaps out of the sphincter and spreads upon butt-crack (often after a bowel movement and/or anal sex) often giving and unclean, feel, sting, wetness and oder.
AKA: Ass Juice, Ass Leak
AKA: Ass Juice, Ass Leak
by The Dark Raven July 11, 2008
by sammmm;' December 18, 2006
by Andospumps November 26, 2020
"John just said 'I'm gonna liquidate your ass' so I guess that means I'm shitting pancakes for a while
by Hungbull36 December 13, 2014
When you've eaten something that has totally fucked up your stomach.
Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid
Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid
by Milo_Slayr December 18, 2015