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A liquid stink prank product that has a genuine smell of ass-crack with a hint of road-kill. Liquid Ass comes in a small bottle and is applied to objects by squeezing the bottle thereby producing a silent, fine, clear stream of nasty smelling liquid.
After I hammered that asshole's office with Liquid Ass, he spent two futile hours looking for the source of the stench.
by Otis B. Driftwood December 31, 2006
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A liquid stink prank product that has a genuine smell of ass-crack with a hint of road-kill. Liquid Ass comes in a small bottle and is applied to objects by squeezing the bottle thereby producing a silent, fine, clear stream of nasty smelling liquid.
After I hammered that asshole's office with Liquid Ass, he spent two futile hours looking for the source of the stench.
by Hackenbush December 03, 2006
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runny shit , often elimnated in the toliet.
flu.
what not..
person : thanks for giving me liquid ass
by sammmm;' December 18, 2006
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A nasty liquid that forms/leaks/seaps out of the sphincter and spreads upon butt-crack (often after a bowel movement and/or anal sex) often giving and unclean, feel, sting, wetness and oder.

AKA: Ass Juice, Ass Leak
Jay's got Liquid Ass agian
by The Dark Raven July 10, 2008
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