Lipstick Dipstick

When getting a blowjob, have said girl put on fresh lipstick. Then get her to go as far down as possible before closing her mouth. The lipstick will make a mark, and the game is now on to try and beat that mark. This makes getting head FUN!!!!

Man, I'd like to play lipstick dipstick with her. I bet she'd get a new high score.

Lipstick Dipstick by anduarin July 14, 2010

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lipstick dipstick

A term for a male canine erection, as it can often resemble lipstick when it is ready to be applied.

Dude, your dog had a full on lipstick dipstick for my leg.

lipstick dipstick by Bourbon and Galushtas April 7, 2023

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lipstick on your dipstick

Does this really need an explanation? It seems to be used primarily when lecherous drunks are sitting at a bar and a hot bitch walks in.

(Drunks talking in a bar as the hot bitch walks in)...

"Damn, Frank. Check out what just came in the door! Man.... How'd you like to get her lipstick on your dipstick?"

lipstick on your dipstick by Frank Klaune January 27, 2005

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Lipstick on my Dipstick

Lipstick on my Dipstick is the remnant of lipstick that a girl leaves on your raging hard-on after giving you a blowjob and throat-gasm.

When I got back to our dorm-room, Matt noticed that I had Lipstick on my Dipstick!

Lipstick on my Dipstick by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

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Dipstick and Lipstick

John McCain and Sarah Palin

Don't waste your vote on ol' Dipstick and Lipstick.

Dipstick and Lipstick by Obama Mama October 30, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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