Linkitis 

a geek affliction whereby a poster on a forum disregards the last post and continues with his or her own; this is also called crossposting, and is a horrible disease.

People exhibiting this type of behavior show no regard for the edit button, and usually have no idea the cure is quite simple: refresh, edit, and re-submit. While in the throws of a Linkitis-fit, afflicted posters will generally never delete their infected post, forcing other posters to take up the slack, delete THEIR own post, and make some sort of a cheeky reference.

This affliction occurs quite often on the Lostpedia forums, and was first discovered in late August of 2007. Named after Link McCloud, Linkitis is only getting worse lately; scientists are currently unable to figure out why this continues. Remember: refresh, edit, resubmit.

(example taken from THE QUESTION GAME thread):

AlaskaDave: Whats your favorite fruit
fredcar: Bananas. Do you like Baseball?
CurbFan: Yes, but Rugby is better. Do you LOST DVDs?
LINKITIS-INFLICTED POSTER 3: Pineapples.

Linkitis by AlaskaDave October 21, 2007

Lipitis

Its the inflammation of the bottom lip, causing the person to look like a camel or Jay Z for instance, resulting from excessive pouting or sadness brought on by constant picking on or ridicule.

Oh poor Matt, cause of Eric and Mitch playing tricks on him and poking fun at him he has now developed Lipitis.

Hey Matt you better get some medication for that case of Lipitis before a bird shits on your lip.

Hey Matt since you have Lipitis right now and its raining, Would you mind if I stand under your lip so I am out of the rain?

Lipitis by Coles Bosox February 23, 2008

linkitis 

Linkitis is a horrible internet-based deasease.
This desease often is caused by tiny Linkittens which infest one's post and causes them to miss or ignore the post directly above them.
Malinkitis is often a variation of the desease that causes the poster to miss 2 or more posts.

The best ways to avoid Linkitis is to apply a Linkondom (also known as an Edit Button) or to abstain from posting in large groups where Linkittens are often prone to strike.

You posting so close to me gave me Linkitis.

linkitis by Malion December 25, 2007

anarcho-limitism 

The proffering that a line can only be discrete, countable (infinite), and therefore straight (convergent) if it has a center.

An anarcho-limitation reflects itself through a point reflection to become its own center (meta-center); thereby creating uncountable space.

Anarcho-limitism proposes a deep link between discreteness and straightness (convergence) that creates uncountability.

Anarcho-limitism proffers that discreteness and convergence reflect themselves through a point-reflection to create a "self" -center.

Uncountability is--tautologically--space, thus a line's center creates uncountable space.

A line with no center is a wave and heaven contains straight-waves (lines with no centers).

A point reflection forms because a line is trying minimize its area.

Thus convergence is neither a function of direction or space.

Straightness is thus revealed to be an AREA.

anarcho-limitism by metawave August 22, 2019

linkitis 

A geek condition, where instead of talking in the forum, chat, etc, an individual will throw links out.

<firstd00d> what do you think about football?
<2ndd00d> www.nfl.com/football rox
<firstd00d> well, what do you think about President Bush?
<2ndd00d> www.moveon.org/bushsux
<firstd00d> thats a pretty bad case of linkitis, mate.

linkitis by Tony Monteleone May 18, 2006

linititi 

someone who is dumb and does not understand anything

you are such a Linititi

linititi by dright flue August 20, 2020