Ronaldo-"Lingard taught me".
by khuttabatcha May 15, 2018
When a footballer seems young, promising and to bring you trophies in few years, but you failed to realize he's closer to his 30s than 20s, acts like a child on instagram and doesn't contribute to his club
A: He is gonna be massive few years from now.
B: few years from now he's about to retire, can't you see he's a Lingard??
B: few years from now he's about to retire, can't you see he's a Lingard??
by kataklyst September 20, 2019
by Lingard51 January 8, 2014
by KingGeorge333 June 20, 2020
When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.
If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard
If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard
Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.
by Profiley mcprofileface August 7, 2020
Jesse Lingard is a world class football player known for his cheeky celebrations, despite scoring only one goal in the last season. He likes to skip training and looks like a rat.
Jesse Lingard is shit
by C1assicCanuck September 21, 2020
by KingGeorge333 June 20, 2020