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Mike Lindell 

This diehard Trump supporter peddles overpriced POS pillows on Fox News and other right-wing infotainment channels. The BBB gives his company a failing grade for not responding to numerous complaints about his business practices, even posting canned messages that the aforementioned organization isn’t legit.
Donald Trump picked some real winners including that My Pillow weirdo, Mike Lindell. He looks like Chester, the Molester.
Mike Lindell by The Real Canadian February 6, 2021
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When someone sleeps on a pillow that someone else spooged on, they've gotten a Lindell (from Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy).
Last night I jerked off on my girlfriend's pillow. She got a fuckin' Lindell!
Lindell by JayTiler69 September 6, 2021
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Jörgen Lindblom 

A 54 year old gymnastic teacher from Turku
Jörgen Lindblom´s new Audi is so prima!
Look, there Is Jögä again

Lindelhoffed 

Verb:

1 a : Similar to a "Rick Roll", when one is conned into viewing a series of moving pictures with no conclusive finale, despite the viewer investing a lot of emotion and time in the story.

b (1) : a bottom feeder (2) : to Lindelhoff, much like a cock tease, when a sexual partner brings the other to the point of climax but then bails just before reaching orgasm.
I just got back from the movies and I feel like I have been Lindelhoffed .
Lindelhoffed by Aggg December 12, 2012
One of the nicest, care free, get along with anyone and love you to death people you'll ever meet. She's even cute when she tries to be angry.
The world needs more Lindleys!
Lindley by S.R.O'B February 25, 2010

Lindhurst 

Ball sacks...dirty ball sacks. Argues that he has the smallest penis. Loves to masturbate. He likes to sniggy snoggy. Huge Tim and Eric fan and gamer...BULLSEYE...NICE! Suffers from minor dyslexia. Hockey makes him rock hard. Enjoys the occasional rub down of bacon.
Hey lets run around naked and rub our asses on each other...wait you mean lets lindhurst?

Does anyone know what the sound of a ball sack is? um...lindhurst
Lindhurst by bungun November 29, 2010

Lindale High School 

High school in East Texas full of white preppy white kids, rednecks, and drug dealers. Nick named "Lindale Christian Academy" for having private school like rules, while being a public school. Home of the Flock, a bunch of shit talking white kids that will try to fight every other schools student section. Lindale hires the shittiest administration staff, principals, and vice principals, that will ruin your day, everyday. In the student parking lot, all of the fuck tards boys drive Jettas, and park in the back. The rednecks parks their annoying ass trucks in the front corner. The girls drive jeeps, and moms cars, and park in the middle sides. Nobody at this school can keep a secret so expect the whole school to hear the drama in about a day. School Rival- Van (The fucking bum fuck retard rednecks to the north of us) School colors- Royal Blue and White (NO BLACK...thats not allowed) Best graduating class- 2017. Worst graduating class- 2021 and up.
We played Lindale High School in football, and whooped their ass.

Lindale = Prada , Van = Walmart
Lindale High School by Erin 2019 February 9, 2020