limpick 

a combination of limp and dick. It means as lame as lame anything can be.

Dude, that stunt you pulled on yousr sister was total limpick.

limpick by Carl Kuyath December 24, 2007

limpdickism 

The chronic failure to perform an important job that requires knowledge and strength of leadership.

He has demonstrated that limpdickism is an apparently acceptable way to run the department.

limpdickism by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2018

Rush Limpdick 

Alternative derogatory name for Rush Limbaugh

When Rush Limpdick isn't spewing his radical right-wing bullshit from his EIB microphone, he seems to be into popping pills. He had an oxycontin addiction and once he was caught by airport security with some viagra without the proper prescription.

Rush Limpdick by Michael_Hunt August 2, 2009

limpdick system 

Sexual off switch

I was so drunk anything was fair game if not for the limpdick system I would of chewed my arm off when I sobered up

limpdick system by Tonythetiler November 19, 2017

Lolita Lempicka 

A term used when wringing the other fellas/cunt nugget neck to the point where they pass out

Me: I’m gonna Lolita Lempicka the other fellas neck
Ed:you should just report him to the guards

Me: I guess but he’s just such a cunt nugget though

Lolita Lempicka by MMfangirl February 19, 2020

limpdicking 

The art of a man controlling ones inner body to maintain a limp dick and then proceeding to have intercourse with a female by inserting said limp dick and ball sack into the womens vagina.

Hey man I heard you were limpdicking maria yesterday?

Yah im fucking awesome.

limpdicking by Trevor Smutts June 17, 2013

lippicker

a person who constantly picks at their lips so often that they many scars on their lips.

COOL GUY: dang Stephen look at Susan she just stopped right in the middle of the lap and is now picking her lip

Stephen: dang COOL GUY she is such a lippicker

lippicker by isaiah June 7, 2004