limbersexual 

Someone for whom stretching is the ultimate ecstasy.

If presented with the choice between sex and stretching, they're grabbing the yoga pants.

"Why does Amy do yoga like 3 times a day?"
"Idk, she might be a limbersexual."

limbersexual by awjypodgy February 3, 2015

lempers

The cutest breed of panda bears, they loved to suck on bamboo sticks instead of eating them, which is what caused their extinction. Notable features included very soft fur and genitals.

Look at those lempers over there.

Awwww

lempers by Panda Expert February 19, 2013

limper stew 

This word can be used in a variety of conversation situations but is most commonly used to express anger or dissapointment. It was first used in texas hold 'em poker.

That dude just hit the flush on the river, this is limper stew!

limper stew by Limperbuster November 2, 2011

Limper 

A Motobility Customer.

Heres another fucking Limper looking for a free car to abuse.

Limper by DECKSPINNER April 11, 2011

lippers 

fatty tobacco dips straight to the lower jaw.

John: What are you doing after football practice?

Drew: Just takin' some lippers to the dome.

lippers by Woobers January 13, 2009

Lumpersticker 

A word/bumper sticker which causes instantaneous laughter.

A tie dye nun appeared on my lumpersticker.

Lumpersticker by Rabbit Angstrom April 15, 2009

Fatty Lipperstien 

A huge dip that when put in your lip gives off the appearance of a small tumor residing in your mouth

After packing his Skoal long-cut, Carl put in a Fatty Lipperstien.

Fatty Lipperstien by Derek Garner October 24, 2005